Ally Uhlendorf

By Ally Uhlendorf, Editor in Chief

Ally Uhlendorf, a sophomore apprentice editor interested in Arts & Culture and Features. She does a podcast with Jamie, Roxanne and Gabby called Ragja That which you should definitely check out.

Question: What’s your ideal beverage to drink in the morning?

Answer: Coffee or chocolate milk

Question: Would you ever use ketchup if it was a different color?

Answer: Yes I would because one time at McDonald’s when I was younger on St. Patrick’s Day there was green ketchup…and I ate it.

Question: How would you describe yourself in three words?

Answer: Stupid, funny, midget

Question: What person has influenced you the most and why?

Answer: My mom. She’s always been a role model to me and she’s really like me.

Question: Do you want to be buried or cremated?

Answer: Cremated…I don’t wanna be eaten by worms.

Question: If you dropped food on the floor would you eat it?

Answer: Depends on how long it’s been there.

Question: How would you dispose of a dead body?

Answer: Put it in Mr. Herm’s basement.

Question: What is your favorite board game and why?

Answer: I don’t like board games. Twister, if it counts.

Question: If you had the chance to create your own business what business would you create?

Answer: I think I would sell pictures of Sinjin from “Victorious”.

Question: What’s your best comeback?

Answer: I usually just dab.

Question: What are you most excited about lately?

Answer: Christmas time!

Question: What do you want to do when you’re older?

Answer: Either be a journalist or something with music.

Question: What is your favorite food?

Answer: Pasta with a lot of Parmesan cheese.

Question: What is your latest obsession?

Answer: Strawberry milk and Big Time Rush songs.

Question: What are your top 3 favorite Netflix shows?

Answer: “The Office,” “Atypical” and “Insatiable.”