Fight Knight: Mr. West Essex contestants enter the ring

6’8”, 125 lbs What contestant would you want to knock out? Corbo. He has the most punchable face. Who would be the first people you thank after a victory? God and myself. I was the one who did it. 

5’0”, 120 lbs What would your entrance song be? ‘thank u, next.’ How would you deal with a loss? I don’t lose. Who is your dream opponent?  Jake Paul. He needs to be put in his place.

4’1”, 690 lbs What would your entrance song be? ‘Cut the Mozzarella.’ Who would you walk in with?  The cast of ‘Jersey Shore.’ What would your signature move be? ‘Peeschadeel’ slap. 

6’8”, 421 lbs What would your signature move be? Lean in for a kiss. How would you deal with a loss? Fake my own death.

6’5”, 220 lbs Who would you thank after a victory? John VanHouten and Jesus Christ. What would your entrance song be? ‘Way 2 sexy.’ 

5’11”, stand on my money, now I’m 6’6” , 170 lbs If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be?  Benedict Arnold because he’s a traitor. Who’s your favorite professional fighter? Beetlejuice.

3’9”, 493 lbs What food will you eat to bulk up before the fight? Hot dogs... a lot of hot dogs. How would you train for a match? Lick the floors of the 800s bathroom.

6’8”, 421 lbs What would your signature move be? Lean in for a kiss. How would you deal with a loss? Fake my own death.

5’9”, 165 lbs What would your signature move be? I’d kick him. Low.  What would be the first thing you buy with your prize money? I’d buy Scoobie, my French Bulldog, a better cage. 

6’7”, 430 lbs What contestant would you want to knock out? Ding, so I can knock his brains out. Who would be your mentor? Mr. Woodworth. He has memorized every textbook.